C Sharp jokes
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?