C Sharp jokes
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?