Puns
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.