To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."

Are you getting the funnies?

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.

The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"

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