Book

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

Koala

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!

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  • Relish

    To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

    Time

    As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

    It's a great way to pass the time.

    Tuna

    What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

    You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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  • Ant

    How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?

    If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).

    Butter

    I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.

    Space

    An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."

    Are you getting the funnies?