What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll PUNch you with one!
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll PUNch you with one!
a texan and a alaskan walk in a room the alaskan says "my state is bigger than yours" the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite? Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
a horse walks in a bar. the bartender said why the long face
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.
why did the toad cross the road to show his girlfreind he had guts
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
What is the chair's favorise person? A sit-izens.
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
What is Michal Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin dounuts.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
