what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but i can't seem to build on it.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze
because theres too many ears
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill? Abo-lanche
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
I tried to think of how lighting works.then it struck me.
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
I was boiling some water and said Water you will be mist
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
