Puns
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
Hitler was a dic-tator.