Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
Oofer.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"