What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? - a Yamahahahaha
people wonder why are generation grew up so sarcastic
hay how do i look
with your eyes Joe
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing
How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
what do you call a three humped camal- pregnant.
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
I'll stop with the horrible puns if chu can say a good joke
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
I got a horse and i named it hermio-nae
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
