What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Puns
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?
Sir Loin.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
