Midget

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.

The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"

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  • Bark

    Riddles not jokes.

    What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

    What has bark but no bite?

    There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

    What has holes but can carry water?

    What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

    What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

    What can you catch but not throw?

    And last one:

    What can rule, but not command?

    Tell me the answers in the comments.

    Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

    One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.

    Duck

    If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?

    At the quack of dawn.

    Faith

    I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.

    Punishment

    What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

    Pervert

    Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

    Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

    Train

    The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

    Divorce

    Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

    They’re just two weeks to quit.

    Windmill

    The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

    The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

    Time

    I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.