Wanna see something dark
close your eyes
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species. I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
"If all of these structures break we will all die." And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!" And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
a galiminus.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
what do u call a tall affluent person-a big success
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman
Frostbite
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party.and it was lit
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!!
Thanks for explaining the word many to me.It means a lot.
A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
