Puns
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
Why did the car key never fit in?
He was too door key.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
Person you don't know, my name.
weixian
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?
-"I want my quarterback."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.