What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Trump is Putin America first hahahaha
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn't have the time
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!
Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
