no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
I'm taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
Joke
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game
two antennas met on a roof and got married the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible.
On which side the chicken has the most feather
On the outer side😂😂
i was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only i thought it was sodium funny
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
