Puns
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!