Puns
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."