Butter

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Family

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Scuba Diving

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Buddhist

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Ant

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

Breakfast

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.

(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.

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