what do u call a group of emo people?
"the suicide squad"
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal, and Sealia
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Did you hear the one about the hills? It was hillarious
they say nothing is impossible. but i've been doing nothing all day.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!!!
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?
Baby Don’t Herd Me.
To master puns you got to relish them first that's how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
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What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge? "I Truss-ted you!"
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
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