Puns
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Velcro is such a rip-off.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.