Puns
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.