Puns
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.