what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??
Russell
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©
what do you call and egg murder?
An eggs_terminator
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
Why are birds good at social media? Because they 'tweet' all the time!!!?
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Gaston gets the no belle prize :D
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What do Time Clocks like to play? Tick Tock Toe.
