Puns
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)