why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
I had amnesia once...maybe twice.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
I am throwing a party in space can you help me planet
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??
A cold shoulder
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
