Puns

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

Laugh.

"Are you related to Yoda?"

"Because yo-delicious!"

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

Boy, you gay?

Have you tried eating a clock?

It's time-consuming!

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.

He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

Asshole.

I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.