Puns
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Boy, you gay?
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
Asshole.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.