Puns
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Asshole.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.