Theodd1sout is odd to meet
I ain’t a chicken but I ate a duck before
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eatmopwho? Eww, you eat your poo?
Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
hi my names is bob
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
hey im not forcing you to learn the force
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness (?)
What did santa use as a candy cane? Wait wait I said it wrong Ok What did santa use to do his garden....never mind
2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, "Greg I think your drunk, let's go home."
"was lost in the woods yesterday,"
"i was in some sticky situation..."
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to sower
My existence
person you don't know( my name)
Hey updog! What's updog? (Laughter)
Did you know that whenever i read my blood donor ID?
Because it says 'B Positive'
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump
your mum
When a person asked to see her balence at a bank, they pushed him over.
