Puns
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!