Puns
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!