Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Puns
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Yesnt.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
