Puns
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Yesnt.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"