Puns
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Yesnt.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.