Puns
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Yesnt.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.