Puns

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.

I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.

Yesnt.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂