Puns
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.