I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.
I LICK COWS FOR MY MOTHER
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
what do you call a funny family of chairs, a sitcom
were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
bread
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"
A skeleton had a job interview but he looked messy
I had to fix his COLLARbone
I like whiteboards There quite re-markable
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Which catergory is glory in? - Cats
Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
