Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
GINGER!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The Punchline.
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
why are orphans good at being a criminal because their not wanted
what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
