Pump jokes
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
My girlfriend said, "GIMME EIGHT INCHES AND MAKE IT HURT!"
So I pumped my dick in her 4 times and hit her in the head with a brick.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
experiment
Parties when I pull up:
Community talk
we can go gyatt for gyatt fuq that, we can go rizz for rizz nineteen bucks for the Fortnite card double pump with the fanum tax i got the aura, the sigma, the ligma, and Livvy, she say I got rizz it's got to the point that I don't even care, I got drip in the shop that I don't even wear
He's bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my pussy call him daddy while I holler man that boys so damn good looking
Poppy sucker, ur on an all time meme posting low. start pumping them out like i pumped ur mom