What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
STEVEN LANDED AT TILTED AND GOT 199 PUMPED HES 1 SHOT
What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border
you know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
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