Pump jokes
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Two plus two is four. Minus one, that's three, quick maths. Every day, man's on the block. Smoke trees (Ah). See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked). Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda). He's got the pumpy (Big ting). Hold tight, my man (My guy). He's got the frisbee (Few). I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh). Rice Krispies. Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G). On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes). You man thought I froze. I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin'). If she ain't on it, I ghost. Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam). You donut. Nose long like garden hose.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.