“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
my sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said "pick one"
Roses are red, I reload fast... imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Your so fat you have your own gravitational pull
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She tort them all to pull out on time.
yo mommy so fat when she pulled out the chair it screamed and broke it's self
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
Your mamma so fat that she has a gravitational pull
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?----------pull the pin and throw it back
Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
