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Orphan

    • What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

    Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

    Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Mask

    • I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

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    Scientist

    • Three scientists are doing an experiment. They are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephant's ass.

    In the lab, they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass, and the scientists wait three weeks.

    The monkey pulls out the cork, and all three scientists go back and discuss what they saw.

    The first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown, then it all went black. The second, standing two miles away, said the same. The third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.

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    • Penguin

    • One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.

    The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”

    The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”

    The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”

    So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.

    The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”

    The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”

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    • Doctor

    • A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

    The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

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    • Gun

    • What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

    When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

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    • Shooter

    • Here’s another joke my friend told me.

    What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

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    • Theme Park

    • LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

    Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

    *LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

    LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

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    • Pedophile

    • Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

    The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

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    • Sexual Harassment

    • I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

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    • Priest

    • Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.

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    • Orphan

    • I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

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