Public Jokes

Biggest joke?

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YOUR SO POOR THAT YOU CANT PAY FOR A PUBLIC SCHOOL

What store is the most public?

Publix!

why did the orphan have to go to public school, he could not be home schooled

If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!

True story by the way

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

True story in 1986in the midst of the HIV epidemic they made condoms.available to the public at that time me and my boyfriend were 13 years old my boyfriend was so happy these will make great water balloons and I was even happier I did not have to pack.a.lunch for school tomorrow lol

You might be innocent but if you carry a large sum of cash in public the cops won’t believe that

Why do orphans hate going in public? Because theres kids out with there parents.

so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!