Problem jokes

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!

Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."

The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.

The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.

The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.

Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?

A: He doesn't have the guts for it.

Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?

Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.

Why did the car key never fit in?

He was too door key.

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.

What's wrong with 89?

You blow me and I owe you one.

If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

Telling jokes is snow problem.

You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

Why didn't the drummer play?

Because he got a percussion.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.