Priest's jokes
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"