Priest's jokes
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Priests are priests.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.