Priest's jokes
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TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Priests are priests.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What's the difference between a priest and a zit?
A: One waits until you're twelve to cum on your face.
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.