Priest's jokes
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.