Priest's jokes
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."