Priest's jokes
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
I hated church growing up as a child. It was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.