Priest's jokes
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Priest
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
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What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.