Priest's jokes
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
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How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.