Priest's jokes
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
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When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."