Priest's jokes

What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.

What would an orphan priest call himself?

Father Les.

Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.

Priest

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.

Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest

How much pussy does a priest get? None.

Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?

Father-in-law.

How is a priest like a wristwatch?

They both start at 12.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.