Priest's jokes
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until a kid is a teenager to come on its face.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?