Priest's jokes
What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.