Priest's jokes
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.