Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned

what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Q: What’s the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn’t turned on by dead children.

A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied “How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?”

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”