What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

what kind of sex do priest love…nun

Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied “How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?”

Q: What’s the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn’t turned on by dead children.

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

What does McDonald’s and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor

The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

How do you kill a little boy You throw him between two Catholic priest

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned

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