Kid

Anonymous

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

Man

Nelson Mandela

A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

Meat

Cometodaddy

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

Pull

Anonymous

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

Fire

cunt

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

Girl

big daddy dick

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

Kid

Anonymous

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

Basement

-.-

What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

Girl

ShadyEugene

girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned

Time

tides

what dose a priest and time have in common? there both predators

Bar

Anonymous

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

Difference

Anonymous

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

Difference

Maple

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

Bar

oknnnnnnonjonono

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

Common

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Difference

Zuchuri

Q: What’s the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn’t turned on by dead children.

Bar

Priest

A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy

People

Peppa

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied “How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?”

Nun

Anonymous

3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

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