Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!