Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
President Jokes
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
