President Jokes

Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet

hillary for president

the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

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Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"

Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20

what do you call a bullet-head? jfk

vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.

donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup

What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*