President jokes
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
Biden
Hillary for president.
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
Memes
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Trump, just why?
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.