Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like get down Mr. Presi-
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president
The last two presidents of the US
Who's the cutest president in the world? Kim jong unchh💕💕💕
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
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What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
trump
get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad
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Trumps MOM
What does Trump stand for? Trump Runs Underneath My Penis
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Do you think when Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like Donald Duck?
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
Ppnutty68 is jfks vice senior Ohio president
there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe
biden 2020
