President

President jokes

Bullet

Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.

Hair

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Hair

Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

Difference

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Trump

Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!

Vote

Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)

Hole

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Sex position

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Gas

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Biden

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldnโ€™t stop pootin!

Stress

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

War

What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.

What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.