"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
donald trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
