Preference Jokes

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?

Orbiter: Or bitter

I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.

What's better a woman or a man

Neither for I am WHITE

freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy

What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole

whats a snakes favourite subject?

well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”

why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off? they can't stand to see a man have a good time

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts

Why orphans prefer the monarchy?

Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.