Preference jokes
I sit because I can't stand you.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
I like dicks... sporting goods.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
I love pussy.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
I only trust people that like big butts.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?