Preference jokes

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

My favorite joke: My life.

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.

I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.

I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.

Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.

I like turtles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

I like dick.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.