Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
I dont like the term "kidnapping". I prefer "surprise adoption"
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life. I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why do gay man hate period They they prefer Collins
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
What are chocolates preferred gender pronouns? Her-She
Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
whats a snakes favourite subject?
well there are 2, hisss-tory but some prefer maths, those weirdos are adders
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
Rape jokes like Cancer jokes or Aids jokes are just Humorous Wordplay. If you don't AGREE send me Your Details and we'll see if you Prefer Actual Rape to a Harmless RAPE JOKE.... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMOURLESS SHIT MUNCHERS
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
