I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
My favorite joke: My life.
I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
I like turtles.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
I like dick.
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. šøš
