Preference jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
Hi, I like food.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
I love my name.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces:
"Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!"
Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!"
Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though."
Nuns: "Ugh! No, thank you then..."
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!