Preference Jokes

I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT

I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.

What's better a woman or a man

Neither for I am WHITE

freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy

What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole

why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off? they can't stand to see a man have a good time

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or starbursts and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, iz

what is a rednecks favorite sock

redsock

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word i prefer créme de la meow meow

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".

I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?

why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X because they have a home button

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick