You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
