Preference jokes

Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!

I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?

People want donuts.

I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he's into chicks with dicks.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

Why do people eat food?

Coz it tastes good lol.