I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
It's not rape if you both like it.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
