I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
It's not rape if you both like it.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
i want coffee like my men
Dark
