Preference jokes
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
I like CHEESE!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.