Preference jokes

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?

If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

It's not rape if you both like it.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

Why do French people like to eat snails so much?

They can't stand fast food.

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.