Preference jokes
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Memes
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.