Preference jokes
I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
It's not rape if you both like it.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.