Preference jokes
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
I like mangoes.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.