Prank

Prank jokes

Friend

    • Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

    LOL

    There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

    Brother

    • Hi, this is a good prank I did.

    So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

    Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

    Prank memes

    Room

    • As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

    "It was just a prank bro."

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    • Bear

    • Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?

    His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.

    *Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*

    Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.

    LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!

    Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.

    Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?

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    • Guy

    • So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

    Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

    Adoption

    • So, one day I walk up to my sister and tell her that she is adopted because she doesn't look like anyone in the family. She starts to cry. My mom asks why she's crying, and I say I told her she was adopted and I was there for the adoption, and we have papers. It was all a lie. She is not adopted, and everything is fine.

    Poopoo

    • Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

    You) I 1 poopoo

    (Them) I 2 poopoo

    (You) I 3 poopoo

    (Them) I 4 poopoo

    (You) I 5 poopoo

    (Them) I 6 poopoo

    (You) I 7 poopoo

    (Them) I 8 poopoo

    And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

    Dragon

    • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    A dragon.

    A dragon who?

    The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

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    • Jesus

    • Boy: *scares girl*

    Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

    Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

    Girl: What work?

    Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

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