Prank Jokes

I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage

I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try

My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.

Why did he quit the internet? People kept on (rick) rolling him

deez nutz got emm

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks

A. Pranken stein

What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?

They took a class trip.

when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back

little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see through clothes.

My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.

What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.

i go to get my mail stranger: something fell out of your pokit" april fools" he said me: "your adopted,April fools" then i see a orphan be hind me and gets all exited

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair

Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!