knock knock "who's their" not your dad
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks
A. Pranken stein
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
deez nutz got emm
Why did he quit the internet? People kept on (rick) rolling him
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
