Prank jokes
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Look what my sister did to me
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!