Prank jokes

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

It's sad someone has ligma.

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.