Prank jokes

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

It's sad someone has ligma.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.