Prank jokes

Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

I got a roommate. He killed a butterfly, and I said no butter for a week. The next day, he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch, nice try.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

"Dees nutz, got 'em!"

It's sad someone has ligma.

Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.