Prank jokes
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
You look pretty today... April Fools!
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.