My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
