Knock knock Who's there Ididap Ididapwho That's the joke u did a poo
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
spell icup
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed rocket league
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba
sike thats the wrong number
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Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID
Deez nuts
GOT EEMMMMMMMM
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack
Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water ' His wife asked what that for. it is for your headache i dont have a headache
he smiles gotcha!!!!
My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha 😆 lol
You are the joke
what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.
