Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
