Power

Power Jokes

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.