Power jokes
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.