A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Power Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Kingly discussion?
I am the danger.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
