Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Naruto solos.
Goku solos.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
I am the danger.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Putin's Brain:
