When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
How do the Powerpuff girls vape?
They take a "power puff"
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
the power of yeet. I can't do this-YEET I'm not good at this-YEET I'm not old enough-YEET
Friends=your power level Emo kid=power level:0000
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
