Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
