Power jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.