Power jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a power cut.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?

He blacks out.

In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."

Guess Stephen's batteries died.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.