Power jokes
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Kingly discussion?
I am the danger.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Putin's Brain:
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.