Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Pornography Jokes
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
