Pop culture jokes
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Michael Jackson.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?