What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
