Pop culture jokes
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.