Pop culture jokes
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.