Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Pop Culture Jokes
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
"Hee hee touched me."
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
