Pop culture jokes
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.