Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Pop Culture Jokes
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
