Pop culture jokes
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."