Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
