Pop culture jokes
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.