Pop culture jokes
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.