What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Pop Culture Jokes
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
