Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
