What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
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Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.