Pop culture jokes
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Wahoo!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.