Pop culture jokes
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.