Pop culture jokes
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
"Hee hee touched me."
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.