I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
