Poor

Poor Jokes

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend

Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what

โ€œPoor old fool,โ€ thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, โ€œSo how many have you caught today?

โ€The old man replied, โ€œYouโ€™re the eighth.โ€

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.

The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar