So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
where do poor italians live? the spaghetto
โPoor old fool,โ thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, โSo how many have you caught today?
โThe old man replied, โYouโre the eighth.โ
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they're locust!