Poor jokes
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.