Poor jokes
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubba's two best friends (the three were inseparable) agreed. The first friend said, "Hard to tell, can you turn him over?" The coroner looked perplexed but did so. "Nope, that's not Bubba." The second friend said, "He's burnt up pretty bad, can you roll him over again?" The coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway. "Nope, that's not him." Pretty confused, the coroner asked, "How can you tell it's not him by rolling him over?" "Well, you see, Bubba had two assholes." "Impossible," the coroner replied. The friends said, "I don't know, but every time we went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.