What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine
I like to drown in pool. i mean billiards...
2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
what do you call balck people in pool coco pops
How to kill a blond put a scratch & sniff in a pool]
whats the difference between a pool and a toddler? one doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
how do u get a blonde to drown u tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
Your mum sunk in the pool Because she had a big but
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked, he thought "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened" so he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her. Wonder Woman stood up and said "What was that?" the Invisible man said "I don't know but my asshole stinks"
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
Your the reason the gene pool needs a life gaurd
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
