What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What did the tree wear to the pool party đ„ł?
Swimming trunks.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? 7 when i tried
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
A kid has an older brother thatâs a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but heâs fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says âwell all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocketâ. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didnât work, and his brother says âdumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!â
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Whatâs green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
alabama gene pools are so shallow when they freeze over it's just snow
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool
CANNONBALL P.s I made this myself
How do you get out 500 drunk TTC people? "Ah Antson fire a warning shot." " Uhhh sir its a M92 mortar." " Ah just fire the shot." Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato potatoes fire ze shot.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?She had no arms remember.
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because theyâre scared youâll drown in the kiddie pool.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool. Bean Dip
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
