Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
LOOK, MA! I PEED IN THE POOL!!!
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool? Neither did she.
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
pool yesting 123
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
