Pool jokes
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
Pool table.