Palpatine jokes

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?

Palpatine: Brew it!

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

Palpatine: Knew it.

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?

Palpatine: Slew it!

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?

Palpatine: Stew it.