Politics jokes
Hitler.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.