Politics jokes
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
"Sharing is communism."
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What did Obama ask Trump?
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.