Politics jokes
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Which game do socialists hate the most?
Monopoly.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.