Politics jokes
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Memes
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did Obama ask Trump?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
"Sharing is communism."
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.