Politics jokes

1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

What do you call a blind German shepherd?

A Nazi.

When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Why can't Americans play chess?

They lost two towers.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

How do you anger a democrat?

Don't tell him the truth.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!

What did they call Hitler when he swam?

Adolfin.

Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?

Because they already lost two towers.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?

Hitler knew when his career was over.

What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

Both aren't what they used to be...