What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
JOE BIDEN
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!!!
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
