What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Politics Jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
"Sharing is communism."
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
