What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?
It was antifa!!!! And China!!!!
whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
