Politics jokes
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Memes
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!