Politics jokes
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
FAKE but funny
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.